Hey! Listen to this:

Hogwarts Hogwarts

Hoggy Warty Hogwarts

Teach us something please!

Whether we be old and bald or

Young with scabby knees!

Our heads could do with filling

With some interesting stuff!

For now they are bare

and full of air,

Dead flies and bits of fluff!

So teach us things worth knowing,

Bring back what we forgot!

Just do your best and we'll do the rest,

And learn untill our brains all rot!!!